Funny Wood Coasters | Hand Pyrography Drink Coasters | Coffee Wine Quotes Home Decor

Add a little humour to your coffee table with these handmade pyrography wooden coasters, each individually wood burned by hand with funny coffee and wine themed quotes.

Every coaster is carefully crafted from natural wood and features a rustic burned design inspired by coffee rings, splashes and cosy café vibes. Perfect for coffee lovers, wine enthusiasts, housewarming gifts or anyone whose personality runs primarily on caffeine ☕🍷

Each coaster is handmade individually, meaning every piece has its own unique wood grain and character.

Available Designs

Choose your favourite phrase from the dropdown menu:

Wine Improves My Listening Skills
You Had Me At Merlot
Espresso Yourself (But Quietly)
Wine Flies When You’re Having Fun
Bean There Done That
Save Water Drink Wine
Sip Happens
Tea First, Adulting Later
Coffee First, Adulting Later
I Like Big Cups And I Cannot Lie
It’s Not Drinking Alone If The Dog’s Home
Decaf? Don’t Insult Me
Details
Handmade pyrography coaster
Natural wood finish
Rounded corners
Sealed for protection
Approximate size: [insert dimensions]
Price is for ONE coaster
Perfect For
Coffee lovers
Wine lovers
Housewarming gifts
Birthday gifts
Office desk accessories
Kitchen décor
Mother’s Day / Father’s Day gifts
Secret Santa gifts
Please Note

Due to the natural nature of wood, grain patterns and colouring will vary slightly from piece to piece, making every coaster completely unique.

Handmade with coffee, patience, and probably more coffee.